On WCW

“Miss, smile! Instagraaaaaam!”
“What? Why would anyone need a picture of me for their Instagram? No one does.”
“Yes! I do! I want you to be my Woman-Crush-Wednesday!”
“Oh dear God, no. No. That’s just weird, and not okay, so no. Put your phone away.”
“Miss! Mr. ________ was my Man-Crush-Monday, it’s fine!”
“And did he KNOW that he was your MCM?”
“Well, no.”
“Right, because it’s weird.”
“Whatever, Miss. I’ll just Google you.”

Jesus.

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