On excuses.

“Hey Miss, do you think if I say I have Ebola, then they’ll put me in quarantine and I won’t have to play in the game?”
“Maybe, but then you’d have to get a lot of shots and they’d take blood and your mom would cry and then be angry at you for lying…”
“There are better and less complicated excuses, is what you’re saying.”
“Yes.”

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