On Hollywood vs real life.

“Miss, can I ask you a question?”
“Sure. Go for it.”
“Why in the movies do they always use a spoon to spread stuff like mayo and mustard, but then in real life, no one does that?”
“I don’t know.”
“A butter knife is your best friend when making a sandwich. You know I’m right.”

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s