On my eccentricities with supplies.

“Can I borrow some tape?”
“As long as you don’t break Oliver.”
“Olliver?”
“Oh my GOD, she named her tape dispenser.”
“I did. Olliver because he’s an otter, get it?”
“That’s so basic.”
“That’s so Miss V.”
“Those are synonyms.”

(Olliver the Otter)