On my future job choices.

<Student asks to go to the restroom, gets two steps out the door and stops to have a full-blown convo with his boy.>
(super-quickly and projected, like a Southern grandma) “Did I teeell you that you could go outside and go to the bathroom and talk to people or did I juuuust tell you that you could go to the bathroom? Get back in here, right now, baby child.”
<other children giggle and comment>
“Miss, have you ever thought about being a rapper? ‘Cause you just hit that mug.”

“You could be the next Iggy.”

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