On the origins of pot.

“Okay, I know I just heard something about doing illegal drugs, and we need to not, because we’re in class, and you should be finishing your warm up and not talking about drugs, so…”
“Miss, why is pot even bad?”
“Because it’s illegal.”
“But it’s a plant, not a drug.”
“It IS a drug because it alters your-“
“If it’s a plant, then Jesus made it, so it’s not bad.”
<Drops pen on ground.>

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