On lying well.

<A student is trying to explain to us how he knows that Santa is actually real…>
“You just said you were five-“

“No, I forgot, I was ten, so-“
“Okay, no. You need to get your lie together. I’m gonna give you five minutes to sit down, get your lie together, and then retell it to us.”

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