On ringpops.

“Miss V, that’s a pretty big rock you’ve got there.”
“Yes it is.”
“Some guy must have spent a lookout of money on it.”
“A lady, but yeah.”
“Oooohhhh, I see you being all progressive and stuff. Like Ellen.”
“But what about Benji?”
“He’s never bought me a ring this big.”
“Yeah, you kind of have to say yes when it’s such a huge rock.”
“But what happens when you eat it all?”
“Then she’s divorced, duh.”
“That’s a pretty short marriage, Miss.”
“Only kind I’d ever want, really.”
“NO ONE CAN TIE MISS VANSICKLE DOWN. YOU MUST LET HER FLY AND BE FREE. BUT NOT LIKE A DUCK BECAUSE SHE HATES THOSE. LIKE A MAJESTIC PEACOCK.”
“Dude, I don’t think peacocks can fly.”
“They can, for short distances.”
“Why do you know that?”
“Because she’s magic. Duh.”

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