On style differences.

“Why are you wet?”
“It was raining, Miss.”
“Why didn’t you wear a waterproof jacket?”
<I pull out my yellow and black paisley raincoat.>
“Like this one.”
“I don’t have one.”
“You want mine?”
<Gives me a weird look.>”No, Miss, I don’t wear THAT brand.”
“Oh, okay, what brand are YOU wearing?”
“Walmart, and today, I’m proud of it. They don’t make them all weird like that.”