<At a soccer game, a parent from the other side said something incredibly offensive, and I literally jumped out of my seat to my kids’ defense.>
MHS parent: “No mija!” <pats my arm>
<Former student comes clambering down the stands> “Yo, Miss, it’s aiight, it’s aiight.”
“I’m fine, D- but thanks.”
“You for real, huh? You even took yo’ glasses off and everything. Put those back on, Miss.”
“D- come on. I’m wearing contacts.”
“For real? I just thought that was the Miss V version of taking your earrings off and I was like, ‘YOOOOOOO, shit’s about to get REAL!’ But I guess you came ready to fight, huh?”